The United States of South Batoko is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Omir Cuklimi with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.388 billion South Batokis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buaka. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The South Batoki economy, worth 505 trillion rakshas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,430 rakshas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Batoko's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Batoko is ranked 30,088^th in the world and 9^th in Novapax for Safest, scoring 108.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.